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钱虚人强壮——名句欣赏(七十四)  

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1.       No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Eleanor Roosevelt, This Is My Story, 1937 没有你的同意,谁也不能使你自卑。

2.       Love Thy Neighbour. But Don’t Brag About It. Bumper sticker爱你的邻居。但不要以此炫耀。

3.       WENDLE: I’m not a suspicious woman but I don’t think my husband ‘as been entirely faithful to me. PELLET: Whatever makes you think that? WENDLE: My last child doesn’t resemble him in the least No?l Coward, ‘Law and Order’, This Year of Grace, 1928 温德尔:我不是多疑的女人,可我觉得我丈夫没能完全忠于我。佩勒特:你这么想到底是因为什么?温德尔:我那最小的孩子一点也不像他。

4.       I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender. Rodney Dangerfield, 1921-2004, American actor and comedian 我把实情告诉了妻子。我告诉她说我正见着一个心理学家。接着,她告诉了我实情:她正见着一个心理学家、两个管道工和一个调酒师。

5.       Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancée. W. C. Fields, Big Money, 1931 生活中很少有什么事情,其令人尴尬的程度能赶得上迫不得已地通知老朋友你与他的未婚妻定婚了。

6.       I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. Henny Youngman, Henny Youngman’s Greatest One Liners, 1970 四十一年来我一直爱着同一个女人。我妻子要是发现了,她会杀了我。

7.       There was a couple drinking doubles in a bar. And the waitress goes over and says, ‘Miss, your husband just slipped under the table.’ And the woman said, “No, my husband just walked in the door.’ Slappy White, 1921-95, American actor and comedian 有一对夫妻正在酒吧喝着双份烈酒。一个女侍者走过去说道,“小姐,你丈夫已滑到桌子底下了。”女士说道,“不。我丈夫刚进门”

8.       Among the things that money can’t buy is what it used to. Max Kauffmann金钱买不到的东西里,有一些过去曾经买得到。

9.       Time for belt tightening. You can’t live on a million a year anymore. Randy Newman, American singer-song-writer, 1983 该勒紧腰带了。你再也没法一年靠一百万活下去了。

10.   Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. Henny Youngman, 1906-98, American comedian 美国人越来越强壮了。二十年前,拿十块钱的物品得两个人。今天,一个五岁的孩子就行了。

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